Latest Jokes

Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: Every time they see a bikini they suck their belly in

A cop pulls a young guy over:
"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.
"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.
Yup, but I didn't see you!

Q: What is the difference between in-laws and out-laws?
A: Out-laws are wanted.

Having shot a moose, two Antartians began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up. On the way, they were stopped by the game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses, boys," he said.

When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice. "Sure!" the hunters agreed.

"Well boys, I think that you would find it a lot easier to drag that moose by the horns and not the tail."

"Aye, O.K. and thanks," said the lads.

After about five minutes one said to the other, "Boy, dragging by the horns is sure a lot easier, eh?"

"Aye, you're right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?"