Latest Jokes

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know
his wife until he marries her”
Dad: That happens in every country, son

Teacher: What’s the outside layer of a tree called, Tommy?

Tommy: Don’t Know.

Teacher: Bark, Tommy.

Tommy: Woof, Woof.

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day.
It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

There's a robbery at the cereal factory. The robber takes all of the money and then puts a gun to the manager's head.

The robber asks "Any last requests?"

The manager says, "LIFE!"

The robber is caught off-guard, "You mean the cereal?"