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Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top.

When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "Whew, that was so hard."

The second replied, "Yeah, good thing I was pushing the brakes the whole time or we would have rolled down backwards.”

"All those curves and me with no brakes."

Q. Why did the pig cross the road
A. To prove that he wasn't a chicken

A man and his wife are sitting at the kitchen table, which is next to the window. The man's name is Rudolph, and since he is Russian, people call him "Rudolph the Red." Rudolph looked out the window and said to his wife, "Oh look honey, it's raining outside." She looks out as well and says, "No, I think that is snow." He looks at her and says, "Rudolph the red knows rain dear."