Are you the tiger on the cerial box! Cause your lookin' grrrrrrrrrreat!
Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc., everytime I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye."
The doctor says, "Try taking the spoon out first."
Your mama is sooo fat when she swam in the Atlantic Ocean for 2 minutes, Europe claimed her as a country.