Latest Jokes

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

What do you call a guy in a pile of leaves?
Russell!!! (The Name) 

One rainy day at work, one of my colleagues, Thomas, came across from the other side of the building to ours. Just to start a conversation, another colleague, Peggy, asked, "Is it raining heavily outside?" Without any expression, Thomas said, "Sorry, I did not carry a weighing machine." 

Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!