Latest Jokes

Mama bear to Papa bear:
"Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."

Mama bear to Papa bear:
"Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."

Mother rabbit to her small bunny:
"A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."

Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???
You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."