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What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
Ghost-Toasties.
Mommy, mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.
Be quiet, dear, and go and comb your face
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A wash and wear wolf.
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts.
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula.
What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?
Swallow the leader.
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's.
HALLOWEEN FUNNIES part II
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.
HALLOWEEN FUNNIES part II
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.
HALLOWEEN FUNNIES part I
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream.
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.
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