(Husband) Hey Peaches!
(Wife) Yes chubby cheeks!
(Husband) Please don't call me chubby cheeks!
(Wife) OK, please don't call me peaches!
(Husband) Fine if you promise not to call me chubby cheeks! I'm putting the move on here, are you about ready plum cakes?
(Wife) I'LL BE RIGHT THERE LOBSTER CLAWS!!!
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