(Husband) Honey bunches, since you want me to loose a little weight I’m going to try some of those low calorie chocolate favored drinks.

(Wife) Really? That’s great cuddle bear! You do realize dumpling they’re only used as a meal replacement right?

(Husband) What are you talking about Sandra?

(Wife) What I'm saying is you can’t use them to wash down chilly cheese fries, Frank!