Amy and Judy are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore.
"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Amy cries.
"I'm so sorry for you. As I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day," replies Judy.
"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"
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