Ventriloquist: Hey buddy. Why don't you spell Apple for the audience.
Dummy: Can I go to the bathroom first?
Ventriloquist: Come on just spell Apple.
Dummy: I really need to go.
Ventriloquist: Just spell Apple first.
Dummy: All right. Apple. A-L-E
Ventriloquist: A-L-E? What happened to the P-P?
Dummy: It's running down your arm.
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