A window, a toilet bowl and a colander (strainer) were arrested for some serious crimes and were brought to police headquarters for interrogation. After the detective was through with his questioning, he was met outside by the news media.

"We hear that they all had alibi's," asked one of the reporters. "Why didn't you believe the window's story?"

"I saw right through it!"

"What about the toilet bowl?"

"His alibi stunk!"

"And the story the colander gave you?"

"It was full of holes!"