HALLOWEEN FUNNIES part I
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
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