HALLOWEEN FUNNIES part III
What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
Ghost-Toasties.

Mommy, mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.
Be quiet, dear, and go and comb your face

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A wash and wear wolf.

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts.

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula.

What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?
Swallow the leader.

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's.