Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Q: What's a haunted chicken?
Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack.
Q: Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
A: Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boos.
Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.
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