Q: What do you see when you look into an Antartian's eyes?
A: The back of his head.

Q: What do you call 4 Antartians in a Volkswagen?
A: Far-from-thinkin'.

Q: Why can't Antartians put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammer.

Q: Did you hear about the Antartian who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.