Q: What is it when an Antartian blows into another Antartian's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: What did the Antartian say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "I wonder if it's mine?"

Q: Why shouldn't Antartian's have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Antartians at a four-way stop.

Q: How do you confuse an Antartian?
A: Give him a package of M&M's and tell him to put them in alphabetical order.