A man was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made for a wonderful reading. After the man read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Have I got all that it says here?"
The agent said, "You most certainly have... why do you ask?"
The man replied, "Cancel the sale, this house is too good to part with!"
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