Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. "What’ll be, boys?"
The first vampire says, "Blood. Give me blood."
The second vampire says, "I too wish for blood!"
The third vampire says, "Give me plasma."
The Bartender smiles and says, "Got it. Two bloods and one blood-light."
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