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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1075
# of followers : 28
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 9
Location: United States
won: $ 869.00
$10.00 won 6 votes

A friend of mine was having a bit of marital-tension in his household and was trying to figure out just what to do about it.

In the course of our conversation, I said to him, "You know, quite often God speaks to us through our wives."

My friend looked at me and said, "Oh yeah? Well I'm pretty sure God doesn't use that kind of language!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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3 votes

At the company water cooler, a man bragged about his children and their world travels. He said,
"One son is teaching in Bolivia, another is working in southern Italy, and my daughter is completing a year-long research project in India."

One of the co-worker's quipped, "Wow... what is it about you that makes your kids want to get so far away?"

3 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
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$9.00 won 5 votes

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. Johnny asked his mom, “Where’d he come from?”

"He came from heaven, Johnny.”

“Wow! I can see why they threw him out!”

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$12.00 won 5 votes

When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?"

In the background I heard my mom yell, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "HENNE" |