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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 2246
# of followers : 33
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 2460.00
$5.00 won 4 votes

A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two chairs provided for men outside the ladies fitting room in our local department store. After 30 minutes and 6 changes of outfits, the fellow's wife came out of the changing room one more time. He looked at her and immediately said, "That looks great on you! Get that one."

"Honey," she replied, "this is what I was wearing when we came in."

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$8.00 won 5 votes
 

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face.

As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?"

"No, I'm fine," I said.

"Oh, good," she continued, "Will you be vacating your parking space now?"

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?"

"Absolutely not!" replied the pastor.

"In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

At the airport check-in counter I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both she and her husband.

The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them for sitting together.

"Sweetie," the woman replied, "I've just spent 10 days of quality time in a compact rental car with this man. I KNOW what I'm requesting!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |