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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 2366
# of followers : 33
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 2564.00
$9.00 won 6 votes

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.

Finally, the children called her to come downstairs. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.

"As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook our own breakfast."

6 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

An aspiring young actor asked a young lady's father if he could have his daughter's hand in marriage. The father said, "I would never let my daughter marry an actor."

The actor said, "Sir, I think you may change your mind if you see me perform. Won't you at least come and see the play?"

So the father went to see the play, and the next day he called the actor, "You were right. I did change my mind. Go ahead and marry my daughter. You're no actor."

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.

The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.

"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
$8.00 won 5 votes
 

A man was walking through the grounds of a university one morning when he noticed a young blind woman struggling with her Guide-Dog. The animal was resolutely pulling in one direction, she in another.

When he offered assistance, the woman replied, "No thanks, this is a family argument. The dog knows I'm supposed to go to a lecture right now -- but I want to miss it."

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |