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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1075
# of followers : 28
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 9
Location: United States
won: $ 869.00
2 votes

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...

She's very lovely but is best appreciated at a distance.

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home.

Shall I give him Grandma?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"

2 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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What does an educated owl say?

Whom... Whom...

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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