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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 710
# of followers : 25
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 9
Location: United States
won: $ 610.00
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A couple was having a discussion about family finances.

Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!"

The wife replied, "Honey, if it weren't for your money, you wouldn't be here!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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A drunk appears in front of a judge.

The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."

The drunk, a bit surprised, says, "Okay, let's get started!"

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CATEGORY Judge Jokes
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Patient: "My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go shopping. Can you give me something for it?"

Doctor: "Try this medicine. If it doesn't work, come back to see me, and bring me a new video camera too."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
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A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?"

"That's disgusting, son. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"

"Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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