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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 837
# of followers : 26
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 12
Location: United States
won: $ 671.00
2 votes

How many journalists does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but they'll tell everybody.

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An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.

First, she wanted to be cremated. Second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.

"Walmart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Walmart?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters will visit me twice a week."

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Two students were driving on the highway. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "Clean Restrooms."

By the time they got to their destination, they'd cleaned 147 public restrooms.

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"King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," said little Brodie to his mother one Sunday, after church.

"Why not, son?"

"I learned today that he killed the Jolly Green Giant."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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