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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air, then opened its mouth to swallow both.

As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place. As the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!

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posted by "HENNE" |
  • maryjones : thanks for your vote. voted. Atheist would not be necessary if there were no god, so there atheist believe in god

    • Esceptico : This is a takeoff on the old no atheist in a foxhole myth. Not funny or accurate.

      • Dan the Man 009 : Voted