Two Irish men walk out of a bar...
...hey it could happen!
What dog says “meow”?
A police dog working undercover.
What do you call an Egyptian back specialist?
Two friends were at a bookstore perusing through the nonfiction section.
Friend 1: "Oh my goodness, they have this book! It’s a really great book. I highly recommend it."
Friend 2: "Really? What’s it about?"
Friend 1: "Oh, about 357 pages."