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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 511
# of followers : 15
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 684.00
1 votes

"One of the worst jobs I ever had was when I used to be a narrator."

"Well, that doesn't sound so bad?"

"I was a narrator for bad mimes."

1 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
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A friend of mine one day hadn’t eaten in over twelve hours. He says to me, “Man, I’m hungry!”

I quickly reply, “I thought your name was Alfred, not hungry?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
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A little kid goes grocery shopping with his mother. They separate for a short time. Then, being lost, he says, “Martha! Martha!”

Short time later his mother rushes up and hugs him. She says, “Why did you call out Martha, Martha, I am your mother?”

The kid says, “There are a lot of mothers in the store, better chance you’re the only Martha.”

1 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun...

But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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