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Karen Carpenter Fan

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2291
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 3694.00
$15.00 won 3 votes

I was just on the phone with a company that said I won my choice of either $500 or tickets to see an Elvis Presley tribute band...

I had to press 1 for the money or 2 for the show!

3 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$9.00 won 1 votes

My wife kicked me out because of my awful Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.

But don’t worry...

I’ll return!

1 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$8.00 won 1 votes

What is a social drinker?

If someone says, "I'll have a beer please," a social drinker always replies, "Social I!”

1 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

What happened when a man ordered a double?

The barman brought out someone that looked just like him.

2 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |