Billy: I think we’ve over-trained our dog! Look at him—he’s a nervous wreck.
Wanda: Why not take him to a pet psychiatrist?
Billy: Oh, we can’t do that... one of the things we’ve trained him not to do is go on the couch!
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
Let's go ride bikes!
A guy walks into a Wedding Reception.
He goes up to the Bartender and asks, "Is this the punch-line?"
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
It depends on how many it took under the previous government.