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iqannnylirod

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2196
# of followers : 32
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eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
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A veterinarian surgeon had a bad day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner. After dinner, they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang. "Is this the vet?" asked an elderly lady.

"Yes, it is," replied the vet, "Is this an emergency?"

"Well, sort of," said the elderly lady, "There's a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating, and I can't get to sleep. What can I do about it?"

There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently replied, "Open the window and tell them they're wanted on the phone."

"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that stop them?"

"Well, it should," said the vet, "It stopped ME!"

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

Halfway.

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Just think...

If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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