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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 596
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 996.00
$9.00 won 7 votes

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.

Sincerely,

The Opportunist

7 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
4 votes

People often say, “Elephants never forget!”

But exactly what is it that an elephant needs to remember?

4 votes

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$12.00 won 4 votes
 

Newspaper Ad:

"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."

4 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$12.00 won 4 votes
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I ate a box of Thin Mints.

I didn’t get any thinner.

I don’t think they work.

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |