D-Gellybean Profile



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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 423
# of followers : 11
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 293.00
$8.00 won 4 votes

Now that 7 Eleven has been open for 24 hours for the past twenty thirty years or so, don't you think that they should rename the store to 24?

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes

I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job.

He asked which companies?

I told him gas, electric, and cable.

2 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.

"Put them back, it's a waste of money," demands the wife. And so he does and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

Her husband retorts, "Well so does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price."

2 votes

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
3 votes

A young boy watched his grandfather put on shoes with a device he'd never seen before.

The boy asked what it was. As he handed it to the boy, the grandfather answered, "It's a shoehorn."

After looking at it and turning it over the boy asked, "How do you play it?"

3 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |