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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 513
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 696.00
$7.00 won 3 votes

Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Stranger: "To get to the other side."

Me: "No. To get the Chicken Newspaper. You get it?"

Stranger: "No."

Me: "I don't get it either... I get The Miami Herald."

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

I think I’m a really great golfer...

I once shot a 72...

On the first nine holes!

1 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
1 votes

Is there a Fourth of July in England?

Of course there is! There’s a Fourth of July in every country. It’s just only in America that it's a holiday.

1 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
1 votes

When does Christmas come before Halloween and Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary!

1 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |