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Karen Carpenter Fan

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2291
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 3694.00
$50.00 won 2 votes

Billy: I think we’ve over-trained our dog! Look at him—he’s a nervous wreck.

Wanda: Why not take him to a pet psychiatrist?

Billy: Oh, we can’t do that... one of the things we’ve trained him not to do is go on the couch!

2 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

2 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

A guy walks into a Wedding Reception.

He goes up to the Bartender and asks, "Is this the punch-line?"

2 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

It depends on how many it took under the previous government.

2 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |