Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.
People often say, “Elephants never forget!”
But exactly what is it that an elephant needs to remember?
"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."
I ate a box of Thin Mints.
I didn’t get any thinner.
I don’t think they work.