D-Gellybean Profile



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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1516
# of followers : 28
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 2573.00
4 votes

Little Johnny: I’m so glad you named me Little Johnny.

Mother: Why do you say that?

Little Johnny: Because that’s what all the kids in school call me.

4 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes

Woman: Doctor, please come quickly! My little boy has just swallowed my fountain pen!

Doctor: Of course, I’ll be right there. What are you doing in the meantime?

Woman: Using a pencil.

2 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

Sam: I’m having a lot of trouble with eczema, teacher.

Teacher: Heavens, where do you have it?

Sam: I don’t have it, I just can’t spell it.

5 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: Little Johnny, if one and one make two, and two and two makes four, how much does four and four make?

Little Johnny: That isn’t fair, teacher. You answer the easy ones yourself and leave the hard ones for us.

6 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |