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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
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Two Clowns And A Cannibal
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Two clowns are eating a cannibal.

One turns to the other and says, “I think that we got the joke wrong.”

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Best Clock Joke Ever
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After five long years, I’ve come up with the best clock joke ever…

…it’s about time!

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Shipwreck Diary
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Shipwreck Diary...

Day 1: Alone, doing well. Mentally Sound. Met a crab.

Day 2: I have married the crab.

Day 3: I have eaten my wife.

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Eating Healthy
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If I eat healthy today, then I can have one piece of candy as a reward.

If I eat unhealthy, I can have the whole bag.

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