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Shipwreck Diary...

Day 1: Alone, doing well. Mentally Sound. Met a crab.

Day 2: I have married the crab.

Day 3: I have eaten my wife.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
  • chihuahuabulldog : I gave you 5 stars (I needed the chuckle) and hope it registered as a vote.

    • bonniemerald : They are two separate things- don't ask me why. I guess if you got one star the person would not want to vote for you to get money. Anyway, I think a lot of people don't understand this. The site should make this clearer.

      • iqannnylirod : Why am I getting stars, but no votes for this joke?

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