Day 1: Alone, doing well. Mentally Sound. Met a crab.
Day 2: I have married the crab.
Day 3: I have eaten my wife.
chihuahuabulldog : I gave you 5 stars (I needed the chuckle) and hope it registered as a vote.
bonniemerald : They are two separate things- don't ask me why. I guess if you got one star the person would not want to vote for you to get money. Anyway, I think a lot of people don't understand this. The site should make this clearer.
Karen Carpenter Fan : Why am I getting stars, but no votes for this joke?
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