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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1494
# of followers : 28
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
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$5.00 won 3 votes

Pulling guard duty in the army is dull work.

But I never realized just how dull until one night, with nothing else to do, I looked underneath my desk.

There I found these words scrawled by a predecessor: Man, you must really be bored!

3 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
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Little Johnny: That knife-throwing act was terrible. I want my money back.

Carnival Owner: What was the matter with it?

Little Johnny: Call that a knife thrower? He got ten chances and he didn’t even hit that girl once!

4 votes

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Mr. Magic: I can turn this handkerchief into a flower.

Little Johnny: That’s nothing. I can walk down the street and turn into an alley.

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An elderly man was sitting on his porch rocking back and forth. He seemed to be having a long discussion with himself. Every once in a while he broke into loud laughter. At other times, he shouted “Phooey” in disgust.

A policeman passing by stopped to watch the man and asked him what was going on. “I’m telling myself jokes,” the old man told him. “And if I say so myself, most of them are funny.”

“Then why do you keep saying ‘phooey’?" the policeman asked.

“I only say that when I heard ‘em before.”

2 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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