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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2291
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 3694.00
$12.00 won 2 votes

I’ve just reset my password to DelicateLuggageHandler...

I was told it had to be case-sensitive.

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
1 votes

Lawyer: Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?

Doctor: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

1 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
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A commercial boasted that its product could help people live pain-free in their golden years.

“Am I in my golden years?” my wife asked.

“Not at all,” I assured her. “But you are yellowing fast.”

3 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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1 votes

I asked my 91-year-old father, “Dad, what were your good old days?”

His thoughtful reply: “When I wasn’t good, and I wasn’t old.”

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