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Leibel

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 84
# of followers : 7
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 574.00
$9.00 won 4 votes

Nurse: "How old are you?"

Patient: "None of your business."

Nurse: "But the doctor must know your age for his records. Please, just tell me, I'm going to find it out anyway."

Patient: "Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that?"

Nurse: "Yes. Fifty."

Patient: "All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get?"

Nurse: "Zero."

Patient: "Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age."

4 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Leibel" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

A father was teaching his 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt.

The daughter asked, "Do I click the square?"

The father said, "Yes."

The daughter then wanted to know, "Single click or double click?"

6 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Leibel" |
0 votes

A guy walks into a restaurant with a small dog. The waiter says, "Sir, I'm very sorry, but we don't allow dogs in here."

The guy replies, "But this isn't just any dog ... this dog can play the piano!"

The waiter responds, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay and have a meal on the house!"

So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing. Ragtime, Mozart ... and the waiter and patrons are enjoying the music. Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out.

The waiter asks the guy, "What was that all about?"

The guy says, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor."

0 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Leibel" |
$9.00 won 8 votes
 

A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, "Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"

"That's your father."

"Then who's that man who lives with us now?"

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Leibel" |