Leibel Profile



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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 84
# of followers : 7
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
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Q: What did the spoiled rich girl say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?

A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

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Husband: "Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask you a question?"

Wife: "Is that what I do?"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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A small boy turned to his Aunt Mildred and said, "Wow, you're not pretty!"

His mother overheard the remark and was appalled. She took him aside and gave him a real telling-off before ordering him to go back out to say sorry to Aunt Mildred.

Suitably chastened, the boy went over and said quietly, "Aunt Mildred, I'm sorry you're not pretty."

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A pipe burst in a lawyer's house, so he called a plumber.

The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the lawyer a bill for $600.

The lawyer exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a lawyer!"

The plumber replied sympathetically, "Neither did I when I was a lawyer."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
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