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Leibel

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 84
# of followers : 7
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 574.00
$9.00 won 5 votes

A man went to New York on a business trip. When the trip was over, he took a cab to get to the airport. The cab driver decided to have a little fun at the man's expense, so he asked, "My mother had three kids, one was my brother, one was my sister, who was the third?"

The passenger had no idea. The driver replied, "The third one was ME!"

The man went home to his wife and said to her, "Hey honey, here's a riddle for you. My mother had three kids, one was my brother, one was my sister, who was the third one?"

His wife was stumped and said, "I don't know, who?"

The man responded, "Believe it or not, some cab driver in New York."

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Leibel" |
$12.00 won 4 votes

Morty and Saul are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul, a banker, says to Morty, "Listen, Morty, I should probably tell you, I don't swim so well."

Morty, who worked as a lifeguard when he was younger, begins tugging and pulling on Saul, helping him float towards shore. After twenty minutes, he begins to tire. Finally about 50 feet from shore, Morty asks, "Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?"

Saul looks at Morty and then replies, "This is a heck of a time to be asking for money!"

4 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Leibel" |
$15.00 won 3 votes

With his wife out for the evening, a father was trying to watch TV, but his young son kept coming in and asking for a glass of water.

After the seventh glass, the father lost his temper and yelled, "Go to sleep, I'm watching TV."

"But Dad," he protested, "my room is still on fire!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Leibel" |
$15.00 won 4 votes

A heavily bandaged man was sitting up in bed at the hospital when his friend came to visit. "What happened to you?" the friend asked.

"Well, we went to the amusement park and decided to ride the roller coaster. As we came to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a sign by the side of the track. I tried to read it, but it was very small and I couldn't make it out. I was so curious that I went around again, but we went by so quickly that I still couldn't see what the sign said. By now I was determined, so I went around a third time. As we reached the top I stood up in the car to get a better view."

"And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?" asked his friend.

"Yes, it said remain seated at all times."

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Leibel" |