wadejagz Profile

Image
 

wadejagz

User Details

Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 523
# of followers : 7
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 178.00
2 votes

Explaining luggage regulations to passengers can be aggravating for flight attendants. One day a woman tried to board with an enormous bag.

The lead flight attendant told her why it would not fit, but the woman argued that her bag was a carry-on because it had wheels and a handle.

Without blinking the attendant said, "My Ford has wheels and a handle, but that doesn't make it a carry-on."

2 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
3 votes
 

I had amnesia once...

... or maybe twice.

3 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

If everyone were employed...

Where would unemployment officers be?

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

A new celebrity restaurant chain is opening up nationwide. It is a partnership between Kareem Abdul Jabarr, Ryan Coffee, and Sugar Ray Leonard.

They're going to call it: "Coffee with Kareem and Sugar"

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |