sravanthi Profile

Image
 

sravanthi

User Details

Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 70
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1290.00
$12.00 won 5 votes

Seen on the door of a repair shop:

WE CAN FIX ANYTHING! (Please knock on the door—the bell doesn’t work.)

5 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

I received a letter saying I would not be given the American Express credit card I requested because my income wasn’t substantial enough.

Oddly enough, I work for American Express.

6 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$12.00 won 5 votes

We were eating at one of the trendier restaurants in town when my friend pointed to the menu and told the waitress, "I’ll have the #24."

"Uh, Jim," I whispered, "that’s the price, not the meal number."

"Oh," he said. "Then give me the #12."

5 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$8.00 won 4 votes
rating rating rating rating rating
 

One day at a local café, a woman suddenly called out, "My daughter’s choking! She swallowed a nickel! Please, anyone, help!"

Immediately a man at a nearby table rushed up to her and said he was experienced in these situations. He calmly stepped over to the girl, then with no look of concern, wrapped his arms around her and squeezed. Out popped the nickel.

The man returned to his table as if nothing had happened.

"Thank you!" the mother cried. "Tell me, are you a doctor?"

"No," the man replied. "I work for the IRS."

4 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "sravanthi" |