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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 69
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1282.00
$12.00 won 8 votes

Q: What do skeletons say before eating?

A: Bone Appetit!

8 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
7 votes

About to have a blood test, I nervously waited while the nurse tightened a tourniquet around my arm. "I understand you’re from Oklahoma," she said. "Are you a Sooners fan?"

"Absolutely!" I replied.

"Well," she continued as she raised the needle, "this may hurt a little, as I’m from Nebraska."

7 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "sravanthi" |
10 votes

My 90-year-old dad was giving a talk at our local library about his World War II experiences.

During the question-and-answer period, he was asked, “How did you know the war was over?”

He replied, “They stopped shooting at me.”

10 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "sravanthi" |
7 votes

I realized the impact of computers on my young son one evening when there was a dramatic sunset.

Pointing to the western sky, David said, "I wish we could click and save that."

7 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "sravanthi" |