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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 71
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1290.00
$15.00 won 6 votes

I was trying to decide what to do for a talent show I planned to enter.

Trusting my mother to help me out, I asked, “For the talent show, what do you think I should do, sing or put on a comedy act?”

Glancing up from her paper, she said dryly, “What’s the difference?”

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$12.00 won 4 votes

After football fans in one particular city were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, “Everyone should call in and give one word for that game.”

“What’s your word?” the host replied.

“Bored out of my mind,” said the caller.

4 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$25.00 won 5 votes
 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing... "You can have mine!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$25.00 won 4 votes

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.

As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."

He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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