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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 69
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1274.00
1 votes

A Military lab has developed a pizza that boasts a shelf life of three years without being frozen, and now the Week has asked its readers to name this durable dish. Here’s what they came up with:

•Semper Pie
•The Lasting Supper
•In-dough-structible
•Pizza de Resistance
•DeFrigNo!
•Auld Lang Slice
•Eternal Piece
•Grandpapa John’s Pizza

1 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "sravanthi" |
$50.00 won 3 votes

People’s parents actually give them sage advice, like “Do what you love, and the money will follow” or “The early bird gets the worm.”

All I remember is, “Don’t fill up on bread.”

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$12.00 won 5 votes

I can’t tell the difference between a rose and a dandelion.

So when it came time to fix up my garden, I had no clue which plants to keep and which ones to remove.

Until, that is, my mother gave me this handy tip: “Pull them all up. If it comes back, it’s a weed.”

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$25.00 won 7 votes
 

My mom wants me to name my kids after people in our family.

So I’m naming my firstborn Uncle Karl.

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "sravanthi" |