A woman saw an electrician walking up her drive and rushed to the door.
"Why did you come today?" she barked. "You were supposed to repair the doorbell yesterday?
I know," the electrician replied. "I rang three times. There was no answer, so I thought you must be out."
A man went to his doctor and said, "Help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is getting worse."
The doctor asked the man to look out the window. "Tell me what you see," he said, pointing.
"I see the sun," the man replied.
The doctor turned to him and asked, "Just how much farther do you want to see?"
Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful.
"In ten years," I began, "you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now."
Carolyn shrugged, "That's okay, because in ten years you'll be too old to do all those things anyway."