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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2454
# of followers : 8
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 461.00
3 votes

I freaked out the electrician by opening the door in just my underwear.

I couldn’t tell what gave him a bigger shock – whether the fact that I was practically naked or that I got into his house.

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
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An English teacher asks Little Johnny: “Make an opposite of this sentence... ‘Kids in the dark usually make errors.’”

Little Johnny: “Errors in the dark usually make kids."

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft...

Today, it's called golf.

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CATEGORY Golf Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A dirty little boy was playing at the playground and walked up to his mother and asked, "Who am I?"

The mother replied, "I don't know! Who are you?"

The little boy said excitedly, "WOW! My teacher was right. She said that I was so dirty that even my own mother wouldn't recognize me."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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