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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2452
# of followers : 8
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 461.00
$8.00 won 3 votes
 

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

3 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan.

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$10.00 won 5 votes

For my grandmother's 80th birthday, we had a huge family celebration and even managed to get a photo announcement printed in the local paper. "That was a nice shot," I commented.

"It's my passport picture," she revealed.

"Really?" I stared in complete amazement at my homebody grandma. "Where did you go?"

"Walgreens," she replied.

5 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
5 votes

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' on the desktop so I wrote down 'click'."

5 votes

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