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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2890
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 662.00
2 votes

Why do they call it the novel coronavirus?

It’s a long story…

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CATEGORY Puns
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$6.00 won 2 votes
 

Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home because he was performing an appendectomy.

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?"

"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

If you can’t find a lawyer who knows the law...

Find a lawyer who knows the judge!

1 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
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$15.00 won 5 votes

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair, and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report.

She replies, "Just because I reported him missing doesn't mean I want him back!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |