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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2458
# of followers : 8
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 461.00
$9.00 won 5 votes

If Lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,...

Doesn’t it then follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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How do you know when you're getting old?

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

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What is the sole purpose of a middle name?

So a child can tell when they're really in trouble!

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One man said to another, "I got my wife a lady's wristwatch."

"Did she like it?" the second man asked.

"Yes, but then the lady showed up and took it back."

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