If Lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,...
Doesn’t it then follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
How do you know when you're getting old?
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
What is the sole purpose of a middle name?
So a child can tell when they're really in trouble!
One man said to another, "I got my wife a lady's wristwatch."
"Did she like it?" the second man asked.
"Yes, but then the lady showed up and took it back."