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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 4232
# of followers : 12
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Location: United States
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Two friends arranged to meet at a store in the local mall. One never showed up, so the other went home. When they talked later that night, the second woman asked the first what had happened.

"It was terrible, "the first woman said. "I was on the escalator on my way to meet you, and it suddenly stopped running. I stood there for over an hour while they fixed it."

"You stood on the escalator for an hour while he fixed it?" the second friend asked

"Of course, what else would I do?"

"You dummy! Why didn't you sit down?"

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Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Worse: With corrections.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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Sex is like art...

Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

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The Prince asked the beautiful Princess... "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

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