Did you hear about the runner who left his math homework at the starting line?
He thought he could run away from his problems.
Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"
Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling... with the others, I was awake."
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing...
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
We got married for better or worse...
He couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse.