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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3386
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 7
Location: United States
won: $ 938.00
$10.00 won 2 votes

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

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Walking can add minutes to your life!

This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

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I asked the three-year-old what he likes to eat.

“Nuts,” he replied.

“Great,” I said. “What kind, pecans? Walnuts? Peanuts?"

“No,” she said with a smile, “donuts!”

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Two women realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

"Help, help!” yells one of the women.

"Help us, help us!" yells the other.

"Maybe it would help if we yell together," said the first.

"Good idea," said the other.


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