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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2808
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 622.00
$7.00 won 5 votes

I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesman for several years running.

The trick was to level a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

A boy is listening to the car radio with his father.

"Dad," he began, "what music did you like when you were growing up?"

"Well, I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin," the father replies.

"Who?"

"Yeah, I liked them too."

3 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight. Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.

Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug asked, "Why did you put up such a fight?"

To which the man promptly replied, "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe."

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"

To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"

He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

1 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |