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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2808
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 622.00
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A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you, Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage would you ask if I was Polish?"

The clerk says, "No I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Halfords Clothing Store."

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A man found a magic lamp with a genie who offered him three wishes.

"For my first wish," he said, "I'd like to be rich."

"Okay, Rich," the genie replied, "what's your second wish?"

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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There's only one reason I would take up walking again...

So that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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Santa Claus has the right idea...

Visit people only once a year.

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