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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2808
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 622.00
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If swimming is so good for your figure...

How do you explain whales?

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down...

In which you fill in a form by filling it out...

And in which an alarm goes off by going on.

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A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and irresistible to women you are?"

Totally flattered, he replied, "No dear, they haven't."

At that point she yelled, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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On the eve of our 50th Anniversary I quietly confided to my husband that I was having an affair.

He turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?”

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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