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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2454
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eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

"I don't believe you," says Dolly.

"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

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A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new car.

“I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car,” he said.

“That’s right, sir,” the salesman answered. “We will replace anything that breaks.”

“Fine, I need a new garage door.”

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In the far distant future, in the year 4527, a number of scientists from all over the universe were having a convention on a far distant galaxy. Two beings were seated next to one another when they struck up a conversation.

"Where are you from?" the one asked.

"I'm from Alpha Century," he answered. "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Earth," was the answer.

"I know someone from earth," the Alpha Centurion said. "His name is John Smith. Do you know him?"

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Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.

Teach a man to fish...

And he's going to spend a fortune on gear he'll use twice a year!

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