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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 146
# of followers : 9
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1697.00
$25.00 won 3 votes

Son: "Mom, do I look like God?"

Mom: "No, honey. Why?"

Son: "Because everywhere I go, people say, 'Oh God, he is back!'"

3 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 2 votes

What do you call a person wearing ear plugs?

Anything you want. They can't hear you.

2 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

"What would you like for your birthday?"

"Nothing would make me happier than a guitar!"

"Great, I'll get you nothing then."

7 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

What do cows listen to on their headphones?

Moo-sic!

8 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |