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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 65
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1316.00
$50.00 won 26 votes

Policeman: "Why are you driving without a light?"

Scooterist: "There is light everywhere."

Policeman: "Then shall I remove the air from your tires?"

Scooterist: "Why would you do that?"

Policeman: "Because there is air everywhere..."

26 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$8.00 won 19 votes

"I have really good eyesight. Even in the dark, I can see things that are far away."

"Really, like what things?"

"Well, the moon and the stars."

19 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
3 votes

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?


3 votes

posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 16 votes

"Mom says that drinking a buffalo's milk makes us smarter."

"She's lying. If it did make one smarter, then the buffalo's calves would be scientists."

16 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |