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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 125
# of followers : 9
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1689.00
$8.00 won 8 votes

Two men were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into the lion's eyes and then runs. The second man stays, unmoved.

The first man looks back and shouts, "Why are you not running?"

The second man replies, "Why should I be running? You're the one who threw the sand."

8 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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$7.00 won 5 votes

Father: "Take a look at and learn something from your classmate Lucy. She got an A on the last exam."

Son: "Actually Dad, that's the reason I failed... I WAS looking at her."

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$9.00 won 9 votes
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What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

Book-Worms!!!

9 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

Mamma Bird: "Are you feeling alright? What's wrong?"

Baby Bird: "I shouldn't have eaten that caterpillar sandwich before the interview. Now I have butterflies in my stomach."

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |