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Clown

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Member Since : Aug, 2017
# of jokes posted : 67
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 678.00
$12.00 won 7 votes

How does the ocean say hello?

It waves!

7 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Clown" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

Where do vehicles go during the summer?

To the carpool!

5 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Clown" |
$25.00 won 20 votes

A man arrives at the repair shop to pick-up his watch.

Clerk: "I haven't finished repairing it yet. just give me a few more minutes.

Man: "Sure, no problem."

The man goes and stands right next to the clerk, who notices him but continues working. After a while, he can't take it anymore.

Clerk: "Why are you sticking so close to me?"

Man: "I'm only doing what the sign outside your door says."

Clerk: "And what is that, may I ask?"

Man: "It says, 'Watch Repairs.'"

20 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$25.00 won 22 votes

Professor: "Why do pimples make horrible prisoners?"

Student: "Because they keep breaking out!"

22 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |