A sleeping beggar puts a sign in front of him. The sign reads:
Please do not make noise by dropping coins... Use dollar bills instead.
Mahendra was in the hospital after hurting his head. His friend, Roshan came to meet him.
Roshan: How did you hurt your head?
Mahendra: I was using a stick to break a rock. A passerby told me to use my head!
What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
Where is the place pencils like to go for a vacation?
Pencil - Vania!