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Clown

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Member Since : Aug, 2017
# of jokes posted : 45
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 576.00
$25.00 won 24 votes

"Whose car is this?"

"Mine! I just picked it up from the car dealer. You like it?"

"It's great, congratulations!"

"Thanks, but it's just a second hand one. Would you like to take it for a spin?"

"Really? You don't mind?"

"Not at all."

Five Minutes Later-

"What'd going on? I thought you were taking the car for a spin?

"Just give me a minute. I'm just trying to decide something."

"What?"

"Well, you said it's a second hand car, but I just can't decide which is my first hand and which is the second?"

24 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$12.00 won 20 votes

What is a frog's favorite game?

Hop-scotch!!

20 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Clown" |
$7.00 won 16 votes
 

A man brought some prescription tablets and started cutting off the edges.

Do you know why?

He wanted to avoid the side effects.

16 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Clown" |
$15.00 won 27 votes

Teacher: "School starts 8am, young man. Why are you coming in at 8:30am?

Student: "Sir, by all means, you can start the class without me. No need to wait."

27 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Clown" |