Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair...
I’ve heard nothing since.
“A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie?”
“No, I really miss her.”
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank..
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"
Me: I'm terrified of random letters
Therapist: You are?
Therapist: I see....
Me: (Scream intensifies)