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Arthur Art Will Williams

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Member Since : Jun, 2019
# of jokes posted : 422
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 480.00
3 votes

"What's that piece of cord tied around your finger for?"

"My wife put it there to remind me to take a letter to the Post Office."

"And did you mail it?"

"No, she forgot to give me the letter."

3 votes

$5.00 won 3 votes

"Mother, how much do people pay per pound for babies?"

"Babies are not sold by the pound, darling."

"Then why do they always weigh them as soon as they are born?"

3 votes

CATEGORY Baby Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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2 votes

A husband takes his wife into an i-Phone store to get her whatever she wants. They check out computers, electronic tables, portable music players, and electronic watches.

The wife is so overwhelmed by all the store has to offer, she let's her husband know that she can't make a decision and will have to sleep on it.

The next day, the husband asks his wife what she wants and she says, "I think I want an Apple!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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$8.00 won 5 votes

First Freshman in Math Exam: "How far are you from the correct answer?"

Second Freshman in Math Exam: "About two seats away."

5 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |